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Auto correct is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here
Dear twin sister, I’ll take your french final if you take my math final? Sincerely, college here we come!
School for 12 years, college for 4 years… then you work until you die. Great.
Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college.
Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.
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School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more… then you work until you die. Great.
Right now, you might think popularity is everything. But just remember, you can`t put “popular” on a college or job application.
Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over because your mind is somewhere else.
Not drinking in college was the best decision ever!
In college, I learned more by watching my drunk friends than I did in class.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Dear colleges, Smart middle class white people need scholarships too. Sincerely, anonymous.
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
Bill Gates has enough money to send every single 18 year old in the country to a 4-year college.
Before college, I didn’t know what I was doing with my life…now I’m confident I have no idea what I’m doing.
42% of people who graduate from college never read another book.
College Friends Status
You’re so easy to be with and so hard to be without. Always missing you…
Why does time move so fast when we’re together, and so damn slow when we’re apart..
When you love someone, you miss them more, cry when their not there and fear the worst when you haven’t heard from them..
The person who really loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, how hard you are to handle. but still wants you in his/her life.
The distance between us doesn’t matter, because in the end, i know we’ll both be happy in each others arms. Forever.
Randomly remembering good times and smiling like and idiot…
I wake up wanting to talk to you, I go to sleep thinking about you, and I dream about you holding me the way only you do. I miss you
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Rapper “2 Chainz” played college basketball, and graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never judge a book by it’s cover
President Barack Obama was known to be a marijuana smoker in his teen & college days. His nickname used to be “Barack Oganja.”
No College Students or Graduates should be voting for anyone BUT Obama… Romney wants to DOUBLE the interest on student loans
I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream 2. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy but then the murderer comes back, starts killing off all of her friends. I learned a lot of lessons from that movie. This is just one of them.
Elementary school = 50 friends. Middle school = 30 friends. High school = 20 friends. College = 3 Real Friends.
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn’t answer the phone.
2 Chainz played college basketball, graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never Judge a book by it’s cover!!!!
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वो एग्जाम की लास्ट मिनिट जब सब को माता आजाती है
में एग्जाम में फ़ैल नहीं हुवा बस मेरी डिग्री कुछ समय के लिए पोस्टपोन हो गयी हैं
एग्जाम सच में समय बर्बाद करने के लिए होती हैं
एग्जाम प्लीज मुजसे अच्छा बर्ताव कर वरना तुजेसे कटटी
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School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool.
I really want to go to Penn State for college.
Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student.
Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg = College Dropouts.