Food Whatsapp Status
Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.
Eating an orange before working out not only keeps you hydrated but also keeps your muscles from getting sore
Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.
If you drink enough fluids in the morning, you will feel happier, sharper, and more energetic throughout the day.
Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms 🙂
really doesn’t get why people like brunch. What’s the benefit of combining break-dancing and lunch?’
New Food Status For Whatsapp
My diabetic friend died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him “sweet dreams.”
Okay, can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough 🙂
Poor alcohol, it gets blamed for everything.
Stop complaining about being single on valentines day. We have bigger problems here, like why McDonald’s doesn’t serve breakfast after 10:30
Television + food, it just goes together
There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, “Don’t eat me.” Now there’s an empty plate and a note, Don’t tell me what to do.
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that’s kind of the same thing.
You don’t really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.
all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money.
Food Quotes for Whatsapp
Food is my favorite. If I ever share it with you, then you’re pretty damn special.
I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
If there is no chocolate in heaven.. I AM NOT GOING !
Is there gonna be food?” “Yeah””Ok then i’m coming.
Isn’t it weird that after 30,000 years of eating bread, everyone is gluten allergic now?
Mom, can we go to McDonalds?” “there’s food in the fridge.” “That’s not what I asked..
+True beauty is within” for example opening your fridge
When you’re stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.. Why? Because ‘Stressed’ spelled backwards is ‘Desserts’ 🙂