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Mondays, that day of the week when our brains take all day to reboot from all the weekend activities.
Monday isn’t a good day for kids but for parents it’s a dream come true!
Monday is the evil way of saying the weekend is over.
If i were president, all Monday’s would be changed to National Holiday..:P
If days were people, Monday would be the one person I’d punch in the face!
I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
Good Morning Monday. I have been dreading your arrival, but now that you are here, lets just make the best of it.
Don’t worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. Not the alarm, the struggle to get out of bed and the mind-numbing, soul-destroying day ahead.
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They say everyday is a gift. I wanna know where the gift receipt is so I can exchange Monday for Saturday.
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
Monday is the root of all evil.
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.
I feel that Mondays are God’s way of punishing me for something I did over the weekend!
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.
As an entrepreneur, you would love your every Monday morning. But you’ll hate every month’s beginning – when you’ll have to pay your
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Woke up this morning feeling like it was gonna be a good day. Looked at the calendar and realized … Ah shit! It’s Monday again! So much for a good day.
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday!
Weapons loaded, body bags ready, coffee brewing, bring it on Monday, I’m ready…
WARNING! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain 🙁
It’s Sunday night, the end of the weekend. I don’t want to go to bed, cause when I wake up it will be Monday and the weekend’s over.
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Three of the worst words to hear……’Tomorrow is Monday’.
Searching for the remote to rewind the weekend! Sunday always comes so fast & Monday is now closing in.
Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing it, Thursday getting better, Friday…love ya! Saturday you are heaven, Sunday you’re OK
Loves Sundays and being lazy…Then Monday comes and things get crazy!!!
Going to sleep on Sunday will cause symptoms called ‘Monday’. Conversely, also note that staying awake all night on Sunday does not prevent Monday.
Dear Monday, No matter how many times you show up or what you may bring, I still can’t find it in my heart to like you.