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Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can’t remember if it’sthe thirteenth or fourteenth.
At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who dont.The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time.The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.
Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, Love the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk.When we had reached the last
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अरे दोस्तों आज मेरे यार की तरफ से पार्टी हे enjoy it.
हर राह आसान हो ,हर राह पे खुशिया;हो हर दिन ख़ूबसूरत हो ऐसा ही पूरा जीवन हो यही हर दिन मेरी दुआ हो ऐसा ही तुम्हारा हर जन्मदिन हो !!!
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You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
We’ve solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.
The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%
The only clubs I’m into are sandwiches.
Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.
My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.
Is there gonna be food? “Yeah” Ok then i’m coming.
If you say you can’t cook what your really saying is that you can’t read and follow directions.
If you open your fridge and find nothing to eat, lower your standards.
If history has taught us anything, it’s that reheated french fries are gross.
If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn’t be called nachos.
I’m trying to kick dairy and now I’ve got the milk shakes.
I want a hot body but I also want hot wings.
I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.
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I don’t trust people that dislike tacos.
Hell hath no fury like me when I’m slightly inconvenienced and hungry.
Everything sucks .. .. .. .. .. except FOOD !!!! ¯_(?)_/¯
Eat like every day is Thanksgiving.
Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people..
Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!
Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
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You can’t buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream,which is kinda the same thing (;
Mom, can we go to McDonalds?” “there’s food in the fridge.” “That’s not what I asked..
LIKE if you can’t tell the difference between coke & pepsi.
I’m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat… 😀
I’m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person’s life.
I disagree that hunger isn’t an emotion. I feel it in my SOUL.
Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely,
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You’re at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I’ve never seen one before.
That moment when skinny people call themselves fat and your heavier than them.
That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says “I’m so fat.” and you stand there like (-_-)
Men: Uses love to get sex. Women: Uses sex to get love. Me: Uses coupons to get pizza.
I’m so excited for Valentines Day all the chocolate is gonna be on sale YAY
I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer.
Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family because you’re a selfish bitch.
Dear Vegetarians, If you love animals so much, then why do you keep eating all their food.