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Alcohol not only expands the blood vessels but also communications.
Back in my day, we didn’t watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful.
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I’m a mile away and I have his shoes.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
I don’t date older women because it takes too long to listen to their life story.
I don’t want you to feel like you can’t express yourself, but I do want you to stop talking.
I like the sound of you not talking.
I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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I’m so introverted I won’t even talk to myself.
If she says, “I’m OK,” you’re fine. If she says, “I’m Fine,” You’re not OK.
If you say “I knew you were going to say that” enough. You can start billing people for psychic readings.
Imagine being 5 minutes from the end of the longest movie ever & it starts over because it forgot something. That’s my kid telling a story.
My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!
Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team.
Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then It must be none of your business…
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