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I love my FedEx guy cause he’s a drug dealer and he doesn’t even know it — and he’s always on time.
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
I swear to drunk I’m not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don’t do vegetables.
Sleep is my drug….my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.
Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
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